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Bestie's Birthday [Sep. 3rd, 2009|11:16 am]
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M.e.W [May. 1st, 2009|02:37 am]
[Current Mood | confused]

Somehow, i'm starting to feel different about life.
I want a more balanced life.
doing things i've never imagined doing.
everyday i try to have new experiences.
Today i went out to botanic garden.
Had some moments with the swans.

yesterday i was out with jessica and we had fish and chips by the beach and a crescent just above us and fireworks on our left.
It was very peaceful with the music and the sounds of the waves crashing.
I also met my darling manuel on tuesday for a movie:confessions of a shopaholic.

right now i've got the sudden urge to blog.
My sister just went out at 2.44 am for a late night movie.
Kinda worried for her, though she's 23 now.
Haiz... anyways.. i am damn tired now.
also hungry.. was so busy shopping that i totally forgot about dinner man.argh!

anyhoo.. i miss soul searching. perhaps tmr i might do some.

k whatever..bye
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awesome Week =) [Mar. 16th, 2009|12:45 pm]
[Current Mood | content]


What a weekend!

Thursday night met my closest guy buddy, Manuel Gonzalez.
This Manuel is a really funny guy, i tell you why.
He has a long day and the sole of his shoe sortof came out and yet
he still met me that day. very touched and also made my laugh alot.
We had a long chat and dinner at BK. Time just flies when i'm with him.
Also, i think Manuel is really a good catch. He knows how to treat a lady right, and not alot of men can match up to him. He's just such a darling.
PS: he's single, if interested, let me know.

Also met ayu under our block to chit chat. We had a deep talk about things that were affecting our lives and also reminiscing our childhood days where we used to play with earthworms and water balloons. Nice memories dies hard!

Friday night met my darling meena kumari for dinner.
I really miss those days where we used to hang out everyday after school and meet up really early in the morning.
Doing crazy things like going to clean the liquid paper's liquid off of our hands, feeling happy creative artworks from macdonald's ketchups,chilli sauce and mayonnaise.Times were good and i'm so glad i met a girl like meena! =)

Saturday went to work and everything just didnt go as i wanted it to be.
but anyways, i met Jessica and had brunch at sakura the thai chinese restaurant at far east. She gave me a notebook with some words from her. i'm so grateful to have a loving bestie like her. Then after that i head back home because i was quite tired, reached home, changed clothes and had a drink and met mohan and his two buddies to watch the Man U Vs Liverpool match. gosh! Shall not talk about that sad match.
We then had our dinner at Al Azhar and headed home.

So then came Sunday.
Got up and went for aerobics class,did i tell you how much Amelia squeezes the fats out of us? i can feel my abs man!so after that watched Boys over flowers at home, tried to nap but the thunders got too loud and i couldnt really sleep well. So after the rain stopped, i went to meet mabel, shruthi and kamal at westmall. Bought the Movie tix and while waiting, we went to princess manicure to get our nails done. Mabel did grey on her toenails, shruthi did red on her fingernails while the fickle minded me was thinking of going with a nude colour or red or a dark colour.Then Adara, my manicurist, suggested this deep purple, which looked so rocker-like. So i decided to go with it and boy oh boy. i cant stop looking at my nails =)
So after doing our nails, we caught "Coming Soon" and seriously, its pretty boring i must say. No as scary as other shows.
Then after the movie, we went to have our dinner at Pastamania.
I still dun like Pastamania, its just so.. blah.

Anyways, went to mabels' area and met her pet....Rats.
Yup, Rats! and her rat gave birth to 6 little rats and they were so very adorable! XD i'm still abit scared of animals.Then there were Cats circling us, sorta oblivious to the rats though.hhah..

So Mabel decided to stay over at shu's place and they were encouraging me to take mc, but being the responsible girl that i am, i just decided to go to work. i'm so proud of myself.I really put in a lot of effort for this job, and i hope my boss can see that. anyways, i really wish i could have had a sleepover with them though.

So Monday is here and i'm hoping to catch a few winks.
ps: i reallly need a gooood holiday for myself! =)

 

XoXo, Zara
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The Rise and Fall or The Fall and Rise? [Feb. 26th, 2009|08:37 pm]
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They should have prepared us for the harsh realities.
We could have avoided fairy tale endings.
Even forget about asking us : what is ur ambition?
I've always wanted to be an Astronomer.
Now i just want to be put my feet into any form of arts.
Arts have always been fascinating.
The things one can do with just their imaginations, are unlimited.
The only drawback is that your pay would be irregular just like any business.
Am i willing to take the risk? Am i willing to fail?

- i know this is a little deep,but please continue reading -

Failure has always been a Taboo.
We have started since we were little kids in school.
Failing is just frowned upon.
But as we grow up, we find that, failure is something we cant avoid.
We would always come across failure in every big step we take in life.
Only when we fail, we would enjoy the moment we taste sweet Success.

I really wish you guys all the best in life and dont give up when you fail.
You would never know what lies just around the corner, it might just be your Success.

XOXOX
Zara(=
 
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LJ ROCKS! [Feb. 26th, 2009|08:34 pm]
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Page Not Found

I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal's webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!

-the webserver



was looking for samantha's lj, when i found this. Like how cute can LJ be uh? if only all the webservers in the world werent so serious all the time and come up with something coooky like this. haha.. you gotta love LJ! =)

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a few words [Jan. 31st, 2009|11:48 pm]
The world we live in.
Complex, delusional and mind boggling.
Work has been very weird.
I found a few friends.
Found a few enemies.
Anyways, been shopping like crazy and i'm close to broke already.
*gasp*
well, there is just so much to update.
but so little time,
as you all know my comp broke down..

Well guys, till i get my own lil lappie..
my entries would be irregular.
Wait till i get a lappie!
i'll be in a cafe, sipping hot pipping tea and writing a book.
=)

Till then,
Zara


 

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work work work [Nov. 23rd, 2008|09:31 pm]
[Current Location |ayu's place]
[Current Mood | tired]
[Current Music |shut up and let me go]


my work is haunting me.
i hear the phone ringing in my sleep.
but i sure do learn alot from this job.
weekdays are crazy for me.
cant wait to sleep!

met ayu, mohan and his new friend and siti and mj yesterday.
all at different times though.
had lotsa fun but damn sleepy can.
today bought clothes clothes clothes!
finally man.
and i also got myself a new grey pants.
not exactly the shade i wanted but at least..
its something right??

my nails are a deep red. and its hot hot hot!
sizzling hot lah.
haha.

anyways i miss my girls so much.
its been just so long since i've met all of you.
i wish i was a student with not alot of responsibilities.


ouh and i need a boyfriend.
a man who will give me my space.
a man who will love me for me.
aight, gotta go now.
tata
=)

 
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meow [Nov. 4th, 2008|09:53 pm]
[Current Location |ayu's place]
[Current Mood | hungry]

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I.Will.Survive! [Oct. 29th, 2008|02:10 pm]
[Current Location |ayu's house]
[Current Mood | accomplished]


With Halloween coming up i'm sure many of you would be cracking your head to find a perfect costume that would WOW others.
Well, This halloween I AM FREAKIN GROUNDED! GAHHH!!!!
Okay lets not think about it!

Well yesterday i met my bff(best friend forever) for a drink.
Honestly thats the only good thing that has ever happened to me this week.
Other than that i met siti and she now looks like cleopatra in my opinion.
Siti if you're reading this: YOU ARE GORGEOUS and YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON so CHEER UP!YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU! MWAHHHHH!

Okay so today morning i met my daddy for breakfast at Alk Cafe.
I had warm soya milk and chicken porridge which was almost tasteless=X
Daddy Yankee Had Mee Soto! Shiok Boleh?
Sucks Being Sick.

Anyhoo, I was heading back home when i saw the November Issue of Smitten!
Whenever i read smitten i get the inspiration to do something related to fashion.
I've got this habit of writing my comments on the magazine.
It gives me the feeling of an editor! =)
I've always had a creative streak in me so i think i will do some design-related.

Also Have you Ever had this Feeling where you know you can excel at something but then
your parents and friends say you cant do it?
I really dislike that, i mean hey i have the passion and i have the Strong Interest so why not
give me some words of encouragements and motivation rather just telling me that i cant do it.
What IF, i Prove it to them that i can??

Honestly I know i have the potential to be that successful lady.
I just need some grooming.
I am going to take this whole week to CHANGE for the better!
Wish Me luck!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !! =)

LotsOfLove
ZaraLady=)
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Fo yo Info (= [Oct. 22nd, 2008|03:03 pm]
[Current Mood | accomplished]

Can Birth Order Determine Your Career?

Ah, sibling rivalry. Relentless competition, name-calling, hair-pulling and blame-shifting plague households with two or more children everywhere. Can't we all just get along?

Well, sure, sometimes. But the reality is that all siblings aren't created equal and they don't get treated as such. Firstborns, for example, often get shafted because parents are stricter with them, while later-born kids might have fewer rules. And everyone knows that the youngest seems to get away with murder because parents have seen it all before. And where's the middle child in all of this? Forgotten or overlooked.

Depending on birth position, there are special roles within families, leading to different adaptation patterns and different personalities, says Ben Dattner, a New York City-based organizational psychologist. As a result of a stricter upbringing, for example, firstborn children tend to be more extroverted and confident, while second-born kids are more rebellious and open to new experiences, he says. The youngest child is usually the most creative and can be manipulative to get his or her way.

Clearly, birth order affects personality, but what about career advancement and success? Several studies show that firstborns and only children usually reach higher educational goals, obtain greater prestige and acquire more net worth, while the middle child is likely to struggle a bit more.

"A child's position in the family impacts his personality, his behavior, his learning and ultimately, his earning power," says Michael Grose, author of "Why First Borns Rule the World and Last Borns Want to Change It." "Most people have an intuitive knowledge that birth order somehow has an impact on development, but they underestimate how far-reaching and just how significant that impact is. "

Here's a look at the effect birth order may have on you:

Firstborn:

Personality: Firstborns are ambitious, assertive, dominant and disciplined compared with their younger siblings. They're determined to succeed yet fearful of losing position and rank, and are defensive about errors and mistakes, Dattner says.

Compensation: A recent survey by CareerBuilder.com found that workers who were the firstborn child in their families were more likely to earn $100,000 or more annually compared with their siblings.

Professions: The oldest tend to pursue vocations that require higher education, like medicine, engineering or law. Firstborns from the CareerBuilder.com survey reported working in jobs in government, engineering, pharmacy and science. Ohio State University researchers found firstborn children were more likely to pursue "intellectual" jobs.

Job level: Workers who are firstborn are more likely to report holding a vice president or senior management position, according to the survey.

Famous firstborns: Oprah Winfrey, Hillary Clinton, Winston Churchill, Sylvester Stallone and Bill Clinton.

Middle:

Personality: Middle children are good at negotiation, peacemaking and compromise, Dattner says. They are easygoing and diplomatic and are usually closer to friends than family.

Compensation: More middle children identified themselves as earning $35,000 or less per year than firstborn or youngest children, according to the CareerBuilder.com survey.

Professions: Middles tend to have excellent negotiating and people skills -- anything that employs these skills is a great fit. Middle children from the CareerBuilder.com survey said they work in nursing, law enforcement, firefighting and machine operation.

Job level: Middle children were more likely to identify with professional and technical staff level positions in the CareerBuilder.com survey. They also reported being the most satisfied with their current positions.

Famous middles: David Letterman, Richard Nixon, Madonna and Princess Diana.

Youngest:

Personality: Youngest children love the limelight and are used to sitting in it. They are charming and creative, have a good sense of humor and manipulate others when they want to get their way.

Compensation: Last borns were the least likely to report earning six figures, according to the CareerBuilder.com survey.

Professions: Youngest children often gravitate toward artistic and outdoor jobs, according to the OSU survey. They're also successful in journalism, advertising, sales and athletics. Those who responded to the CareerBuilder.com survey reported working in art, design, sales and information technology.

Job level: The majority of last borns in the CareerBuilder.com survey held administrative and clerical level positions. They also reported being the least satisfied in their current jobs.

Famous younglings: Jim Carrey, Billy Crystal, Steve Martin, Cameron Diaz and Rosie O'Donnell.

Only children:

Personality: Only children are similar to firstborns in that they are motivated to conform to parental expectations, Dattner says. They are also achievement-oriented and successful in school and have problems delegating work. Research shows they are more confident, articulate and imaginative than other children. They also hate criticism and tend to be perfectionists.

Famous only children: Jack Welch, Tiger Woods, Alan Greenspan and Maria Sharapova.

Twins

Personality: Because of their equal status in terms of their age -- and, if they're identical, their genes -- twins are usually treated the same and turn out similarly. They tend to have different personalities and interests, but are closer to each other than other siblings and tend to have less conflict with each other than other siblings, Dattner says.

Famous twins: Abigail and Esther Friedman ("Dear Abby" and "Ann Landers"); Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen; Joel and Benji Madden; and Jenna and Barbara Bush.
 

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I honestly thing being in a party planning team would be awesome!
Dream Job Can?
DAVID TUTERA EMPLOY ME!
 


 


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♥L♥V♥O♥E♥ [Oct. 21st, 2008|05:00 am]
[Current Mood | hopeful]


Are Yu Lking Fr Lve?
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blooppbleepp [Oct. 13th, 2008|04:54 am]
[Current Mood | depressed]


Last LastWeek Was a Crazy Ass Week.
Ayu Stayed over my house.
Went to watch Formula1 Qualifying Round.
Sister is back from Sweden.
Hari Raya Was Pretty sad but all ended well.
Went for a run and met jessica for a few mins.
Went For A swim.
Last week,went to Fai's house.
Met my godDaughter-she's 10months young now=)
went raya-ing with the terrapinn girls for life.
Met S for Dinner and singing session!
Had Briyani After a long time.
Went Shoppin at Haji Lane.
Had Dinner with Sister at Bali Thai!
Sawadeekap
~
I Want to go the the Beach so badly!
and try the Luge and See the Underwater World!
Want to Overseas!
and i want a Kitten!
Love the Innocent Look on it!
Ash is getting a kitten like after i told him i want a kitten.
He's doing all the things i want! !@#!!$!@#!@!#
going overseas also! grrr!!!!!
~
I think the reason why people commit suicide
is because others drive them mad.
NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG
sick of that.
Leave me alone please?
~
aight, i've gotta go for a run now.

 
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Latino Love [Sep. 25th, 2008|03:40 pm]
[Current Mood | thankful]

Yesterday was crazy ass day.
I finally met my bestieboy manuella gonzalez for brunch at swensens
Poor him got posted to woodlands!
I hope things get better for him over there.
After that i borrowed two Sheldons from the library.
And Head to town to do my random people watching,listening to songs in HMV and shopping.
Bought my lovely yellow nail polish and was painting at the corner of taka.
my gosh, i just realized there are so many richlings(rich uhgly duckling) around.
But still i was just enjoying my solo time painting my lovely nails and the stupid pigeons keep
coming around me like I'm their meal or something.

Soon after, my childhood love Ayu came by to meet me.
We broke fast at FarEast and then went to coffee bean aka kopi kachang.
Do try Belgian Chocolate with Milk Base.
Sedap Nye!!! =)
Then Ayu and I went to blue light to meet her friends mira and layla.
then hani and her bf and zach,amin and acap joined later on.
Zach gave us Anna Sui Eye Glitter Pod and Christian Dior Mascara fo FREE!
OHMYBOOBIES!
Then of course we were chitting and chatting away
under the starry starry sky!

On our way home we saw some teenage trannies in the train.
everyone was clearly trying to hold their laughter in.
They had long long hair and had more make up then i've ever had in my lifetime.
wanted to take a picture to let you guys have a look but then.. was to tired to do the secret agent stuff.
funny part was when one took out a phone and said hello in the manliest tone.
ouh and they were all constantly checking their looks in the reflections and the mirror.
grossness!

Anyhoo, Ayu and I then lepaked under ze block for some karaoke.
We were belting out numerous classics and doing our own rendition to it.
We totally Own The Block YO!
Was around 11.30 when ayu told me that the new lift is working and she doesnt have to
take the stairs to her home anymore.
(which is on the second level by the way)
So like little excited children we took the eh eh eh elevator.
Santa Maria!
It was like putting ERP gadgets on High Performance Vehicle and circling five erp gantries 55 times.
SANTA MARIA!
=)



 
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Pick Up Lines Comebacks [Sep. 23rd, 2008|05:11 pm]
[Current Mood | cheerful]


Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

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More Jokes at:
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/Men_and_Women/


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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2008|01:53 am]
[Current Mood | artistic]

Greetings once again my fellow martians. This Entry is going to cover what Zara did on Sunday with her artsy but not so fartsy friends.
Zara was greeted by the Singapore Biennale'08 with their first showcase of art viewed with different lights just outside Raffles City Shopping Center. The Red and Blue see through booths located nearby showed  a different story to a picture. After being temporarily awed by the beauty of it, V and Z went to meet S in Raffles Hotel. Soon the Team Artsy went to South Beach Development. Here are some pictures to give an overview on what happened.


In a Far far galaxy long long time ago...

There was a Lady By the Door Who Warned Them Not to Enter.

But of Course The Kid Couldnt Resist the temptation and opened the door

only to find a possessed man coming down the staircase
So quickly slammed the door shut and ran as fast as he could(scardy cat ah!)

He stopped for a second to catch his breath.

He then spotted a helicopter beside the tree and started thinking of the the happy moments.

He later decided to join a stunning lady and her little spastic brother in their journey.

freaky things started showing up. Everyone suspects she was murdered by stretching.a murderer was on the loose! *gasp*

Suddenly an African Man appears from nowhere, chanting !ze!go?!ge!ah!byeh!

Next Thing you know, There is an Old man in his forties found dead.

Visitors were terribly shocked (obviously the two dudes had MMC-mouth muscle cramp)

Police were lining up the suspects.

But they put all of the visitors in jail. Living Conditions were Really Bad.

Police Studied the Evidence and after a lot of paperwork, we were released.

The Three Innocent Arts Enthusiast Decided to Continue to their journey after a short break.

So they took the threaded vespa to the next destination.

They were star struck by the TaiChi Shifu, Yoga Guru , and JET LI!!!!! wah kahhh!!!!

VANDALISM is not pretty.its Filthy. TSKTSKTSK (but its actually art la)


They den drew little gingerbread men and little martians like you.

and started posing like the F1 Grid Girls.

All ends well the two almost botak head got selected to ride ferrari but the girl on the right is still a grid girl!
But They Still Live Happily Ever After!

THE END
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Report [Sep. 23rd, 2008|01:48 am]
[Current Mood | contemplative]

Greetings to my fellow earthlings. Today Zara has the sudden urge to blog about her Life. Yes yes the princess is still stalling.  Her parents and siblings always ask her to get a job. Only she knows how tough that is. Alright enough talk about her working life, now lets get to what she has been doing lately. Since its fasting month, she has been attending terawih with shewhomustbeobeyed and tears occasionally when the imam recites the surahs so beautifully. Bet you never thought she was that girl right? Anyways here are some pictures for you all to enjoy. A word of advice though, CONTENTS COULD BE HIGHLY DISTURBING!



She was playing around with a software-which-she-promised-her-bestie-not-to-tell-anyone.
Had so much fun disfiguring her sister's face and stuff.
Funny how she still has fun even though she's broke.
Then she went to Lil India to avoid the annoying drilling sound coming just outside her room.
Only to find that the heat was much worse than the drilling noise.



Somehow this year the clothes were not very good. Lightings so-so.
Heat  : Unbearable!

Check Out the Next Post TO Find Out What Zara Did On Sunday.
 

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YafCurcleFoolCurcle YafCurcleFoolCurcleEllYeA! [Sep. 10th, 2008|11:08 pm]
[Current Mood | confused]

Been awhile since i've written about the things in life that matters.
Recently i've been really confused.
I've cut my hair shorter.
The short hair look might not suit me, but i cant care about what others think.
I feel good and thats all that matters.
My Bestie Cut her hair even shorter.
Its the style i've always wanted.
Anyways I really miss hanging out with my darlings.
Everyone is annoying me to get a job.
But hello, do you know how hard it is?
I'm tired of listening to what you want me to do.
Now i want to Decide my OWN Life.
Even If it means i have to be Jobless for a year.
Yes i dont mind taking that long.
I want to start my own cafe someday.
And God Its so Freaking Hard La.
I am Confused.
Really.

I dont know whats going to happen.

Plus i am thinking of doing more things lately.
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Warning:Content May Be Too Cute To Handle =) [Sep. 9th, 2008|03:46 am]
[Current Location |Hme]
[Current Mood | hungry]
[Current Music |Mercy - Duffy]

I Had to play with the brightness cuz the original pic(left) doesnt show the headband that well.
However, With the help of Technology, you now can see the headband on the edited pic(left).
All In All, i think I look like that lil girl below.



Acutally wanted Super Short Hair.
Now its Just Short.
Someday It'll be Super Short.
If my hair goes wrong, i'll just wear tudong! howabouthat?


 
 
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Clever [Sep. 9th, 2008|02:07 am]
[Current Location |Home]
[Current Mood | nerdy]
[Current Music |Rise and Fall - Craig David]


An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well , doc, it's
like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

-:Now What Where You Thinking??:-
=)

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(no subject) [Aug. 29th, 2008|03:05 pm]
[Current Location |prudential tower]
[Current Mood | refreshed]

212

LAST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cant wait to get my ass out of this place.
Anyhooooooo
i want a polaroid, mp3 and headset!
oh and a new hairstyle.
213

Is this dude yummy or what.
DO you think HE's GAY?
hmmmmmmmmm.....
240
Ahhhhhhhhhhh =)




Ps: I Miss You
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